A woman awoke one morning and to her surprise she saw that there was a gorilla in her tree. She called animal control and soon enough a man pulled up in a white van. He got out of his van and took a look at the situation. He goes into his van and pulls out a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a chiuaua and a shotgun. After witnessing this the woman say to him “What do you need all that for?”
The man replied “Well ma’am I’m gonna climb this here tree and poke the gorilla with this stick. When he falls out of the tree the chiuaua is going to bite him in his balls. When the gorilla reaches down to grab the dog I’m gonna put the handcuffs on him and haul him away.” The woman then says “Well then what the hell is the shotgun for?” To which the man replies “Well, the gun is for you. If I fall out of the tree…shoot the goddamn chiuaua.”
